“I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down. I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.”
-Hedley Lamarr (Harvey Korman), Blazing Saddles (1974)
“Darling… you know how God invented liquor so the Irish wouldn’t rule the world. Well, I think he may have invented being stubborn so we can be the best at something.”
-John Patterson (Val Kilmer), The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)
“Sleep tight, sucker.”
-Major Scott McCoy (Chuck Norris), The Delta Force (1986)
Happy 83rd birthday to the one and only Chuck Norris! Celebrate the day by learning these Chuck Norris facts.
“Under the table is where shit gets done. And they about to learn that if you cut a king, you better cut him to the quick.”
-Bowery King, (Laurence Fishburne), John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum (2019)
“An Uzi? I’m not from South Central Los-fucking-Angeles. I didn’t come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.”
-Harry (Ralph Fiennes), In Bruges (2008)
Rifftrax has announced their live show for 2023. The boys will be riffing Rad, a 1986 movie about BMX racing. The movie was directed by Hal Needham, director of Hooper, The Cannonball Run, and Smokey and the Bandit.
Rifftrax has a Kickstarter to raise money for the show. They exceeded their $250k goal on the first day. There’s just over a month left if you’re inclined to donate.
I’m a little disappointed that they’re only doing one live show, but I’ll happily take what I can get.
“Unlike the American government, we prefer not to get our bad news from CNN.”
-M (Judi Dench), Goldeneye (1995)
“Now he’s off to Gstaad. Today, a paradise in the Swiss Alps – tomorrow, a wasteland. Compared to Clouseau, Attila the Hun was a Red Cross volunteer!”
-Chief Inspector Dreyfus (Herbert Lom), Return of the Pink Panther (1975)
“This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather. I, for one, am very grateful to have been here. From Punxsutawney, this is Phil Connors. So long.”
-Phil Connors (Bill Murray), Groundhog Day (1993)
“Envy the country that has heroes, huh? I say pity the country that needs them.”
-Denton Van Zan (Matthew McConaughey), Reign of Fire (2002)
Nobody Move! 