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Ronn Carroll Friday the 13th

“It’s not bad enough to have Friday the 13th, we’ve gotta have a full moon too. We keep statistics. We have more accidents, more rapes, more robberies, more homicides, more of everything when there’s a full moon. It upsets people. Makes them nuts.”

-Tierney (Ronn Carroll), Friday the 13th (1980)


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Open Range Robert Duvall

“You don’t like free grazers in this town. We don’t much like being here, but a man’s got a right to protect his property and his life, and we ain’t lettin’ no rancher or his lawman take either.”

-Boss Spearman (Robery Duvall), Open Range (2003)

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Kentucky Fried Movie

“In the past year, over 800,000 Americans have died. Despite millions of dollars of research, death continues to be our nation’s number one killer.

Hello, I’m Henry Gibson, speaking to you on behalf of the United Appeal for the Dead.

Although so far there’s no known treatment for death’s crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigor mortis; two, a rotting smell; three, occasional drowsiness. It is also important to know what to do you when you die. One, do not attempt to to drive a car; two, do not operate heavy machinery; third, do not talk.”

-Henry Gibson, Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)

this day in crime history: march 15, 44 b.c.

Beware the Ides of March. At least if you’re Julius Caesar. Cornered by a bunch of (literally) back-stabbing politicians, Caeser’s political career was ended the old-fashioned way: assassination. You can get William Shakespeare’s take on it here. Better yet, check out William Shatner’s take on Shakespeare’s play from Free Enterprise:

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” Ah. Well… I attended Juilliard… I’m a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen The Exorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it! Not to mention the fact that you’re talking to a dead guy… Now what do you think? You think I’m qualified?”

-Betelgeuse (Michael Keaton), Beetlejuice (1988)