Friday Movie Quote

“Have you ever crossed the road, and looked the wrong way? And presto, there’s a car’s nearly on you. So what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. And your life doesn’t flash before you, ’cause you’re too fuckin’ scared to think. You just freeze and pull a stupid face. But the Pikey didn’t. Why? Because he had plans of running the car over.”

-Turkish (Jason Statham), Snatch (2000)

Friday Movie Quote

“I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down. I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.”

-Hedley Lamarr (Harvey Korman), Blazing Saddles (1974)