friday movie quote

Kentucky Fried Movie

“In the past year, over 800,000 Americans have died. Despite millions of dollars of research, death continues to be our nation’s number one killer.

Hello, I’m Henry Gibson, speaking to you on behalf of the United Appeal for the Dead.

Although so far there’s no known treatment for death’s crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigor mortis; two, a rotting smell; three, occasional drowsiness. It is also important to know what to do you when you die. One, do not attempt to to drive a car; two, do not operate heavy machinery; third, do not talk.”

-Henry Gibson, Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)


friday movie quote


” Ah. Well… I attended Juilliard… I’m a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen The Exorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it! Not to mention the fact that you’re talking to a dead guy… Now what do you think? You think I’m qualified?”

-Betelgeuse (Michael Keaton), Beetlejuice (1988)