It seems the spammers have been busy lately. My email spam filter is filling up faster than usual. Here’s a sample of some of the various subject lines, followed my commentary.
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They’d better be top replicas. I don’t buy just any old knockoff. It’s name-brand fake name brands or nothing!
Watch this video and women will adore you
Sorry, not buying it. I’ve watched like a gazillion videos, and women still don’t adore me. However, watching enough videos can sometimes get women to ignore you. And now that I’m married and have two daughters, I find that can be a good thing.
Angelina thinks your sexy
Big deal. She thinks Brad is sexy, so her taste in men is suspect. Also, her grammar could use a little polishing.
3 questions that get all women excited
1. Do you know what species of big hairy spider that is on you shoulder?
2. (Peering over her shoulder out the restaurant window) You have collision insurance on you car, don’t you?
3. Hey, did I mention that my convicted felon, stalker ex-girlfriend lives in your building?
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Huge is good. The huger the better. I want people to see I’m wearing a genuine Roflex from a hundred yards away.
You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’… you talkin’ to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?
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Dollars to donuts we’re not talking about a marriage license here.
I wait for you
Keep waiting. I’ll be along any day now.
Why don’t women want you to read this email?
Because they work in the IT department and they know the email is infected with beaucoup viruses?
Trick for getting laid
Trick? I knew it! Magicians get all the babes.
How any ugly guy can get chicks
A technique referred to in penal codes the world over as “kidnapping”.
Sleep with a married woman that wants you now
I was thinking they were referring to my wife, but the “wants you now” part shot that theory to hell.
Sleep with multiple new women every week and be a “player”
Yup, that’s what I’ve always wanted to be, a “player.”
Women want this video banned from the internet
If it’s Psy’s “Gangnam Style”, I’m behind their effort, 100%.
Swiss replica Rolex watches
Because no one makes better fake designer watches than the Swiss.
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Hey, thanks for letting me know it’s not junk. It’s getting so hard to tell the legitimate online discount pharmacies (with Russian domains) from the fake ones.