friday movie quote


” Ah. Well… I attended Juilliard… I’m a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen The Exorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it! Not to mention the fact that you’re talking to a dead guy… Now what do you think? You think I’m qualified?”

-Betelgeuse (Michael Keaton), Beetlejuice (1988)