I CAN HEAR MY ARTERIES HARDENING

Just had lunch at Five Guys.  I had the bacon cheeseburger.  Awesome, as always.  There was a paramedic vehicle in the parking lot.  I parked next to it.  You know, just in case my heart needed a jump start after the meal.  Thankfully, no defibrillation was required.  I might need a little nap, though.  If I paint eyeballs on my eyelids and try not to snore, maybe the boss won't notice.

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