Just had lunch at Five Guys. I had the bacon cheeseburger. Awesome, as always. There was a paramedic vehicle in the parking lot. I parked next to it. You know, just in case my heart needed a jump start after the meal. Thankfully, no defibrillation was required. I might need a little nap, though. If I paint eyeballs on my eyelids and try not to snore, maybe the boss won't notice.