No, that’s not the answer to the question “Hey John, when are you going to write something intelligent and insightful?” The answer to that question is “when hell freezes over.” But I digress. My friend Helo Driver, a real live police helicopter pilot, has started his own blog. It’s called When Pigs Fly Helicopters. So head on over and say hi. OK, OK, you can finish reading my blog first. Just stick to reading the intelligent and insightful posts, though. That ought to speed things up. A lot. Done yet? Now get moving.